NY Post-Op Lobotomy

Mohawk School Part Three

admin — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 02:48:18 +0000

Occupational discrimination, delayed by salesmans petty pitch, unintentionally frightening hotel desk clerk, humiliated by offended restaurant proprietor

Mohawk School pt2

admin — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 03:18:21 +0000

Journey through Jersey, An NFL gambling Middle Eastern gas Station attendant, Getting directions from ghost on Jersey highways, dining on crappy meals with bums at bus stops. walking at drive through restaurants

Mohawk School Part 1

DocLobot — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:22:07 +0000

what happens when you don’t plan properly for a trip. walking where people only drive, dressing inappropriate for the occasion, safety videos, you’ve never been there before, its a small town, the bus stops at many such towns, but the driver makes no announcements, how do you know when to get off the bus. NJ transit wacky policy

I didnt see that coming

DocLobot — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 04:14:06 +0000

If the banks make financial errors for billions they get a loan from you to cover it, if you make an error for 7 cents they hit you for a fat late charge. Will the worlds local bank lend you 7 cents? Doc Lobot calls the bank to inquire. Hide the loot, Johnny Rocko, George Baileys Bedford Falls sub prime meltdown, its a wonderful life on Wall street, Vigilante up a tree.Which tax payers will the police work for those who had a cured ham stolen or a motorcycle? what will the long term effects of tax cuts be?

I’m not who you think I am part three

DocLobot — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:21:23 +0000

Its fast and affordable to make drastic alterations to yourself today. Elevator shoes, bald spot spray paint, instant face lift tape or strings, man girdles, The gym is time consuming, learn how a plastic surgeon can carve a 6 pack out of your own body fat! A country grandpa gets confused, why do his brand new jeans come with holes in them. He calls Ralph Lauren to find out. Are you stereo typed as stupid because of your accent, take advantage of it in traffic court.

I’m not who you think I am part two

DocLobot — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:48:45 +0000

This American After Life, Ralph Lauren costumes, upper class dress like the lower and vice versa. Melvil Dewy interviews world class polo playa LO FI

I’m not who you think I am part one

DocLobot — Sat, 15 May 2010 02:40:13 +0000

nubs farbs and phonies pay big money for their identities

Tattology

DocLobot — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:02:22 +0000

Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent just a resemblance in ink or the real McCoy

Post-Op Lobotomy patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.

Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible.

A fugitive from Hong Kong cant afford plastic surgery, so

he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando.

Can tattoos enhance an athletes performance more than steroids

The Five Gig Rally

DocLobot — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:24:38 +0000

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their road runner Internet service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

CITI APE

DocLobot — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:46:25 +0000

NY Post monkey cartoon, listener email, This American After Life, a pissed off customer phones CITI BANK about the bailout, Bobby Jindal

iMex

DocLobot — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:36:14 +0000

Doc Lobot makes and inquiry to iAT&T to see if the rep will release a fictitious customers private information to him. at&t wont give the records but they do encourage him to pursue the spying.

2008 High Light Reel

DocLobot — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:02:42 +0000

This is for all the patients who couldnt manage one download per month and missed their treatment. I crammed highlights from the entire 2008 season into one show. I hope it will give some relief to the needy.

The Key Food Fighters

DocLobot — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:16:16 +0000

He’s no longer a NY Giant but Plaxico Burress is still in a blue uniform.
Ny Giant fans are fuming at Mayor Bloomberg for wanting the book thrown at Plax. Fans place Plax above the law as long as hes playing well. Alfort Von Dongle interviews Plax at his new job. A closer look reveals fans are all to willing to commit murder for thier team. bonuses whislteman and guitarman

Pentagon Productions Part 2

DocLobot — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:01:14 +0000

Go inside the Pentagon studio for a peek at the making of Crisis in the Straights. Coney Island fisherman catch a terrorist scuba diver and foil an Iranian terror plot to destroy the famous Cyclone roller coaster. Larry Lo in the metro traffic chopper.

Pentagon Productions Part 1

DocLobot — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:53:08 +0000

a review of the box office blunders, movies and scripts that have been produced by the pentagon in recent years. B A thinks he can help the pentagon produce better fiction. he makes an inquiry about employment opportunities.

Swift Bros For Truth

DocLobot — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:41:39 +0000

Its confirmed…. Karl Rove is assisting the McCampaign. Swift Bros for Truth expose the white man inside Obama. A rare moment for B.A. when he is not negative, he shares his idea for a free life insurance policy and gets feed back. An experiment in economics.

The Atomic Cyst

DocLobot — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:37:47 +0000

A NY PostOp Lobotomy patient tells the doctor about his solution for Iraq, to bring the Mafia in. To talk or not to talk to your enemy’s , that question is still being asked , and answered by some. Who benefits from terror? Bush talks about Nazi Tacks, and B.A. talks about the Atomic Cyst, NY Post columnist Amir Taheri. Senators Obama and McCain fight a knife wielding terrorist in downtown Brooklyn.

NYC Apple store iPhonatics interviewed

DocLobot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:22:45 +0000

New York, NY Apple flag ship store 58th st and 5th ave. iPhone 2.0 Iphonatics interviews. at&t, Apple, NYC, fan boys

Kung Fu Terrorist

DocLobot — Sun, 04 May 2008 05:18:19 +0000

The NY Post explains why you should not talk to your enemies, unless you are the President of China.

Buddhist Monks and the teacher (Dalai Lama) are a new and dangerous terror threat, with the the deadly WMD Kung Fu.

A PostOp Lobotomy patient sees something and says something. He describes the danger of potential exploding lunch carts.
Hack Sports Update, news from the GCTL (Global Terror Clandestine League) as teams prepare for the upcoming season.

Rudy’s Parade

admin — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:16:18 +0000

President Giuliani returns to his home town for the St Patrick’s day parade. Manhattan resembles a police state and the spectators are thin. See the parade through the eyes of one a menial worker who is a die hard Rudy fan, for the time being. Rudy does his best river dance in drag and Bernie holds a cabinet position, he gets drunk and fires rubber bullets into the crowd.

UFO’s and Ghost

DocLobot — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:16:19 +0000

Who would you think is more of a whack job, one who sees ghosts or one who sees UFO’s? Which do you think is more likely to exist?

George W Bush admits he sees ghosts and not just the holy ones.
Dennis Kucinich admits seeing a UFO. Is it reasonable to suggest that Darwinist are more likely to believe in the possibility of UFO’s and Creationist are likely to believe in Ghosts?

Omar talks to Tom Brady about the super bowl loss and his upcoming
( Battle of the Bill Board Bulge ) against international celebrity, sometimes soccer player David Beckham !

Revolitionary Prez

DocLobot — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:56:36 +0000

Dubya confuses the War On Terror with the American Revolutionary War, then he vanishes into thin air. Hack News is on the scene, the professor at his Coney Island Laboratory explains how this comes as no surprise. Then Dubya has to deal with a different type of illegal combatant when he takes a trip back in time to 1776.