Would you consider a Post Op Lobotomy patient's state zombie like? Could the   NY Post be like a voodoo doll for the public at large, wait before you dismiss that analogy. A voodoo doll resembles the one its meant to control or harm. The NY Post is crafted in a manner that makes you think its like you, its speaks like you and for you, speaks for the common man who's not weird freaky or odd in anyway. When in reality the end result of the NY Post agenda will in most cases bring harm to the average man. I think its fitting to share a voodoo/zombie story with you. Thanks to Kevin Colligan, the guy behind Well Told Tales.com for producing this and so many great tales and Daniel Powell for writing a fun and interesting piece of fiction. Keep Rupert in mind when you hear Professor Barstow.Listen now or Download 

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Tattology

Is it a tattoo or the actual thing its meant to represent
Just a resemblance in ink or the real mccoy
Postop Lobotomy Program patients discuss their tattoos and incredible discoveries are made.
Tattoo artist are willing to create the absurd and seemingly impossible
A fugitive from hong kong cant afford plastic surgery
he ask a tattoo artist to make him look like Marlon Brando
Tattoos enhance some athletes performance more than steroids

Direct download: Tattology.mp3

THE FIVE GIG RALLY

Ever think about canceling your cable TV service and watching TV on line instead? Time Warner Cable has been thinking about it, they want to charge you thirty bucks for five gigs of data and another buck for every gig over with their Road Runner Internet Service. If you watch TV or video on line at this rate this will cost you more than it would to watch their most expensive cable TV plan. Coincidence? A TWC customer calls the company in a test market area and their willing to sell him three Internet connections in a single house to cover his usage.

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The Cat Had It Coming

a jealous tough guy kills his girlfriends declawed cat in self defense. The NY Post says whats the big deal the cat deserved to be beaten to death. Some fiction demonstrates what usually follows such pet murders.

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CitiApe

NY Post monkey cartoon, listener email, This American After Life, a pissed off customer phones CITI BANK about the bailout, Bobby Jindal

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